legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 8, 2018
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An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
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Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
Get the stfu and eat ur food mug.the day in which my friend Rory makes a grilled cheese sandwich, it is considered a holiday to those who love Rory, it shows that life is worth LIVING BRO.jpg
Rory: GOD I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎
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No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
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