Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008

Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019