Pill Dick

The shrivelling of ones cod piece after consuming copious amounts of class A narcotics.

"O my god I've got a pill dick and I've just splashed on my boots"

by Dylan M May 30, 2006

Dick Confidence

1.A feeling of self-assurance in one's manhood be it size, shape, etc.
2.Knowing one has the ability to satisfy their partners sexual needs above and beyond any other sexual partner; that the individual may or may not have had yet.
3.Knowing you can use your tool to its maximum potential

My dick confidence is all I need to keep my bitch in line.

by SAFFARI February 27, 2009

griffens dick

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.

Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."

by the gking October 23, 2011

Josh's dick

Incredibly itchy and inflamed.

Oh man I have Josh's dick

by Chiefy November 30, 2016

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester June 23, 2008

dick fairy

A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community

B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.

Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!

by JhEf April 28, 2010