Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016

chocolate mr whippy

A long stream of light airy shit

I couldn't stop, it was like chocolate mr whippy

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth

I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night

by robowolf May 3, 2016

chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter

Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016

chocolate milk women

(n) (choc)-(o)-(late) (milk) (wo-men)

A woman who loves black men who are tall

Chocolate Milk Women : A woman who loves black men who are tall

She is such a chocolate milk woman, she is always with jaquan, darius, or tyrone.

by Kyle697000 May 10, 2016