breadflu

1. Breadflu is a pretty niche disease that started in 1987. It started spreading because of a Korean girl who sold bread to people for free. The people who ate that bread soon began to lose their hair and were completely bald within a few days.
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!

2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...

Person1: did u hear about that disease that makes people go bald
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out

Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*

**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**

Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*

**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR

Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.

by breadflu March 17, 2025

breadcrumb lover

Breadcrumb lover. Breadcrumb love

To be a breadcrumb lover is to be doing the very bare minimum to show that you care for someone. Often giving examples as proof of being a caring lover after the person has been conditioned to accept normal acts of common courtesy to be of worthy efforts for the continued devotion to what actually is a very toxic abusive and manipulative person with personality disorders with jezebel tendencies.

For years i was accepting my wife’s breadcrumb lover antics. Where after months of emotional starvation and neglect . She would do random things from time to time that reminded me of better times and the love we once shared. But its not enough for me. I deserve more support than she can give me as shes too busy with doing the things that make me uncomfortably question her intentions and faithfulness.

by LuvH8Luv March 22, 2025

Bready

(especially of a woman): chubby, but in a sexy way

My girlfriend is quite bready.

by The Holy JC April 2, 2025

Breadcrumbs

One who sh*ts the bed and sells their team every time. Typically the last picks for the game and someone who needs to be placed on a superteam to win. The creator of this phrase is Arsh, and was first used when he had enough of his shi*ty teammates so he referred to them as breadcrumbs.

“I’m so sick of these breadcrumbs selling me everytime.”

by Anonymous5097439 July 16, 2025

Breadcrumbs

One who sh*ts the bed and sells their team every time. Typically the last picks for the game and someone who needs to be placed on a superteam to win. The creator of this phrase is Arsh, and was first used when he had enough of his shi*ty teammates so he referred to them as breadcrumbs.

“I’m so sick of these breadcrumbs selling me everytime.”

by Anonymous5097439 July 16, 2025

Breadcrumbs

One who sh*ts the bed and sells their team every time. Typically the last picks for the game and someone who needs to be placed on a superteam to win. The creator of this phrase is Arsh, and was first used when he had enough of his shi*ty teammates so he referred to them as breadcrumbs.

“I’m so sick of these breadcrumbs selling me everytime.”

by Anonymous5097439 July 16, 2025

Breadpool

A quirky souvenir known as "Merch with a Mouth," Breadpool is a loaf of bread designed to resemble Deadpool, complete with his iconic mask and playful expression. This fun fusion of food and fandom makes it a popular choice among comic book enthusiasts and snack lovers alike.

I couldn’t resist buying a Breadpool when I saw it at the comic convention—it's the perfect blend of carbs and comic relief!

by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025