Alex

He has a massive penis and is so hot and sexy, if you ever meet an Alex you will realize he is very nice and will become one of your best friends. Alex’s tend to look be really cool. Alexander’s on the other hand tend to be ugly little boys with tiny pp

“Omg that guy has a huge pp, his name must be Alex.”

by Harry Dingle April 13, 2022

alex casa

when a black guy named alex casadiego makes it on the urban dictionary by making a definition for dirty Tyrone

yo that guy just did an alex casa

by dr. queef-queef March 22, 2023

Alex & Reko

I just wanna thank everyone for sticking with me. It's obvious most of these other FAGGOTS like Alex and Reko are just satanist in disguise. Every time I've seen one of their messages you can tell they are trying to brain wash the masses into their gay liberal satanic atheist agenda. One minute someone could be playing ABA, and the next minute they start having anal sex with their dads, doing coke and trying to conjure demons with satanic rituals. Satanic influence isn't a joke. It was obvious already when Reko started listening to Whole Lotta Red with the Lucifer logo to praise Satan and claimed "Whole Lotta Red is fine". God I hate atheists with their satanic rituals. Every one of these people are going to hell and suffer for eternity. They need an ass kicking from some Christians. Also all the troll comments from satanic atheists are getting banned from ABA. All the satanic gay atheist people accusing me of being a coward for deleting my tweets saying the hard n word, I only had to delete them because of gay agenda instead of people getting upset at me, why don't they just let me be? Because they are heterophonic and anti-Christian pieces of shit. I don't want to participate in anal sex the liberal people tell me to. Remember to stay strong in the faith of Christ who died for our sins. God loves you and love will prosper.

Oh god, it's a Alex & Reko!

by Narc234 June 1, 2022

Alex

Alex is the factory manager, a great guy and my best friend. I would much rather have Alex as a friend than Peter.

Wow, look its Alex! looking good as always. Not like Peter

by Peter (the accountant) May 28, 2025

Sour Alex

To pull a Sour Alex is to come up with an extremely ambitious task and pursue it with great confidence.

Guy 1: I'm gonna cure cancer.
Guy 1: *actually does it*
Guy 2: damn you really pulled a sour alex there

by builtinaday_ November 1, 2021

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019