Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.

He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.

by Xrayted May 23, 2019

Paper Cakes

A social media account that follows you first, gets you to follow back, then unfollows you.

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 27, 2018

Happy Cakes

The ultimate expression to a 3 year old to define Joy or Happiness! :D

Family huddle:

"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"

by Mary Sunshineshine August 31, 2023

Snout in her cake

a nose in a females vagina, an act of sexual role play where by one man forces his nose tip into the hole of her vagina, causing extreme pleasure

e.g. i want to snout her cake so bad, snout in her cake

by snouter December 23, 2012

strawburry cheese cake

When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake

This girl go two big strawburry cheese cakes last night

by Maximise November 24, 2016

pound those cakes

A nice ass

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!

by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022