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Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.
James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.
by Trxllxd May 29, 2022
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sour anal

noun/verb. the act of inhaling marijuana (specifically sour diesel) into one's anus, preferably by way of an oil pen, then exhaling the smoke into a person's mouth.
She sour anal - ed me last night, and I got so f*cking high with dat diesel butt, bro.
by beefweef April 22, 2018
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intense anal rape

The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time
man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy
by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022
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Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)
"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"
by Enderbrine0 January 13, 2017
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Anal Chicken Numpklin

Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor
Isiah Veranesse gave a anal chicken numpklin to jenna
by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022
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Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
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