Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.

me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary is poo poo

no u

Hey bob, don't use urban dictionary to define things cuz urban dictionary is poo poo

by YOU GOT JEBAITED April 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary Team

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.

The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.

by kieralovedanny December 3, 2024

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is kinda sus

by Crumme bread May 29, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary Is the website you are using right now. I'm not sure why you felt the need to look it up...

Person 1: Yo, my girlfriend just texted me the message "I want to have swag" wtf does that mean?!?

Person 2: Idk, look it up in the Urban Dictionary.

by itsel12tre June 27, 2022

Urban dictionary

An imaginary dictonary

Urban dictionary is a place for famous people to read my bullshit teresa

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A hilarious online dictionary!!!

I was bored one night so i decided to look up my name on the internet, and this website came up up and it had a hilarious definition for my name, so i clicked on it and it happened to be URBAN DICTIONARY, and I was like dat be funniness, so i decided to make an account and start putting new words with definitions on the website because it is a dictionary and i wanted to show my friends the contribution i made to this website that is very popular at my school, so i did that and next thing I knew I was writing this really long sentence for this word that i was putting on the dictionary and as it turns out, i still am writing that really long sentence for this word, in fact, I've been working on this sentence for like 5 minutes strait and its really boring, but, there you go, please vote to get this word put on the dictionary because i wasted a lot of damn time trying to write this whole thing so be helpful and nice within your community written dictionary community, thanks and have a great day, note that this was just one really long sentence.

by BDDuke11 August 20, 2018