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Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.
What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."
by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020
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Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.
Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!
by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020
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Meat Beat Bonanza

Ram Ranch Special. 18 cowboys in Ram Ranch choking the chicken in the shower
Yo wanna join our Meat Beat Bonanza?
by squiddytendies July 28, 2020
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Hawaiian Meat Stew

When you drill a hole in a coconut, nutt inside it till it is filled up. Let is sit for a while till maggots and larvae grow.
A sign that the stew is ready is a foul smell and a lumpy thick consistency.
You then crack the coconut open and eat what is inside.
Man, I am preparing a Hawaiian Meat Stew, it's been sitting in my bathroom for 5 weeks now. The smell, is horrific, it's almost ready
by KaiserFranzJosefII October 25, 2020
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Tennessee meat pie

When you are nailing your partner and her punani is super loose so you take Arbyś roast beef and shove it up her punani and continue to nail her. Lastly, you cum inside her and onto the roast beef in her punani and then you have to punch her in the vag while yelling ¨ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS¨ now remember, you can only use arbys roast beef for this. Have fun.
wow i was nailing becky the other night and she let me tennessee meat pie her. Score!
by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018
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reverse meat grinder

So you know the meat grinder? That's when the guy lays on his back, the girl rides him cowgirl style, and then spins around on his dick.

In the reverse meat grinder, the girl lies on her back, the guy goes on top, and HE spins around to maximize pleasure. Only the most elite can perform this - spin slowly at first, then speed it up when you get more confident.
Why the fuck are all these bitches dating Leroy? That guy's a total burnout!
He's the only one in the tri-state area who can pull off the reverse meat grinder, man. Everyone wants a piece of that shit.
by PoopLord1 December 3, 2017
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Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.
Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)
by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018
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