ass clown

Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.

That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.

by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012

Turkey Ass

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.

by concerned quaker October 19, 2009

ass weed

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green

example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.

by N53Nick May 13, 2009

tight ass

combination of tight taken from uptight and ass taken from asshole. A tight ass is someone who could be uptight in a negative way.

That cop gave me a bullshit ticket. What a tight ass.

by Drew Gray December 28, 2005

ass milk

n.) The product of successful butt sex, usually tied to homosexual intercourse.

"I'm hot, lets go make ass milk."

*Also viewed on the liscence plate at the gay DMV on the recap. episode of Chapelle's Show.

by Antonio April 20, 2004

ass pounding

1)to have anal sex with a girl

man crystal sure likes to get ass pounded

by Bigjonstud November 28, 2004

ass factory

A guy who is such an asshole that calling him a mere asshole doesn't cut it.

Look, ASS FACTORY, I want my money back NOW or you'll be seeing the five of clubs!!!

by ghost July 31, 2003