when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop
by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022
Get the poo poo pepemug. player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2
player 2: poo zucchini
player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.
player 2: poo zucchini
player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.
by do you wish want die May 12, 2021
Get the Poo Zucchinimug. by pseudonymleelee November 8, 2023
Get the pee pee poo poo ka kamug. There are several types of poo to be produced from your very butt.
LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.
TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.
DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.
POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.
FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.
I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.
now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.
TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.
DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.
POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.
FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.
I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.
now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
by HUNTERWillFindYou December 25, 2017
Get the Poomug. When you eat spicy food such as hot wings or hot chill sauce then go for a poo and it leaves you with a burning sensation on your ring hole
by Massivecyunt June 16, 2022
Get the Angry poomug. Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.
by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017
Get the lightning poomug. by jokera March 18, 2022
Get the Dank poo poo manmug.