My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you are lowkirkenuenly fucking a girl after she gets out of a HOT shower, and she starts her period while doing it, so chunks of period blood get on your dick. When you finish, you pull it out, and it highkey looks like a meatball hotpocket, so you start licking it off like a dog.

"Yo bro I just had a nice warm Hot Pocket last night from your sister!"

by Chumpyplumpy January 20, 2026

Goo Pocket

An absurdly wet vagina

How many foot pounds of grip does that Goo Pocket produce?

by RobScallion February 6, 2026

Sticky Pockets

The term “Sticky Pockets” is also formally known as busting a nut in a jacket

Sticky Pockets means busting a nutty nut in someone’s pocket

by StickyGump March 19, 2026

Sticky Pockets

The term “Sticky Pockets” is also formally known as busting a nut in a jacket

Sticky Pockets means busting a nutty nut in someone’s pocket

by StickyGump March 19, 2026

Chicken pocket

A pocket pussy brutally forced into a live chicken

Nice chicken pocket

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Slosh Pocket

A word that be used to describe a whore or a whores vagina

Look at Lauren with her tits out what a slosh pocket or Lauren had sex with so many blokes she must have a proper slosh pocket

by HeadLikeAFkinOrange February 22, 2025