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Mr. Banana grabber

I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.
Mr. Banana Grabber: Hey, Look, a seagull, gulp
by George Oscar Bluth December 30, 2008
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Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
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Mr. Tiny Dick

When you have a really small penis, but you think it is huge
Israel claimed that he had a big cock, but when Sarah tried to blow him she realized that it was only 3 inches, she then exclaimed, Israel you are Mr. Tiny Dick. Israel was Mr. Tiny dick because he thought he had a big dick, but is was only 3 inches long.
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Mr. Captain's abs

Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.
Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.
by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010
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dirty mr wells

a dirty mr wells is a bad teacher who wants to fuck all his students
' i don't like the dirty mr wells'.
by k cornwall August 24, 2020
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Mr. T-glish

Mr. T's version of our own average, pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.
Where a normal guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."

Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"

(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)
by nubluva April 9, 2007
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Mr. Nice Guy

a really potent strain of marijuana.
Jeff brought Mr. Nice Guy to the party and we got sooooo stoooooned!
by grover17 April 12, 2007
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