Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

Choccy milk

Chocolate flavoured dairy beverage with wheat biscuits that comes in a small box or pouch

Man I love this upandgo it's my favourite choccy milk

by Notsnorpjuicethatsforsure September 2, 2021

Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018

milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.

I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao

by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019

Is the Milk Brewing

A phrase to ask someone who is breastfeeding

Is The Milk Brewing?

by snechta December 5, 2024

Milked

When you absolutely muck someone by clean sweeping or near sweeping someone so they got Milked for everything they had which is even more devastating and humiliating than getting mucked.

They got Milked that game they didn’t stand a chance.

by Bloodnight November 25, 2017