May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

May 15th

National booty pic day

Hey it’s May 15th national booty pic day, did you get one today?

by Ass_sniffler3 May 14, 2025

May 27th

May 27th is national rearranging day. On this day you are to rearrange something, so you can rearrange your room, your house, your garage, or if you get down like that then you can rearrange your girl😏

Him: Babe it’s May 27th
Her: so what’s today
Him: Come to to the bedroom and I’ll show you 😏

by certified.Jxmes May 26, 2024

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

This is May 3rd All Over Again

In a reference to Mike Morgan's famous saying, "This is May 3rd All Over Again."

It usually means that something bad is or has happened.

>Teacher: gives a pop quiz
>Student: This is May 3rd All Over Again!

>Something bad happens
>This is May 3rd all over again

by HM01 May 3, 2025