I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Lion roaring in the trunk smashin' boxes vaginally . It was bittylicious. Grrrrrr booty stinkin' assbitches penetrate bumholes with toothpaste (Colgate)...David Copperfield.
Guy 1 "That girl was quarry ratting all over my penis last night."
Guy 2 "Ya just like David Copperfield would do."
Guy 1 " Fuck chicks hard."
Guy 2 "Ya just like David Copperfield would do."
Guy 1 " Fuck chicks hard."
by N-Word William November 22, 2011

by Tribblewrangler77 August 12, 2022

𝗥𝗮𝘁 - 𝗔 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗸𝗮 𝗮 “𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗲“ 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗱 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗳𝘀
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗮 Rat , 𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶 𝗱𝗶𝗱
𝗦𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘁
𝗦𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘁
by Chav 101 November 24, 2021

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010

by ratlord112 February 8, 2023
