Skip to main content

Reductive House

In a reductive sense, anything with four-on-the-floor beats is House Music.
Drake, Beyonce, Lizzo and Justin Timberlake are house music, Reductive House.
by Bad Grampa July 20, 2022
mugGet the Reductive House mug.

Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
mugGet the Hard House DJ mug.

Dog House

The uneducated population typically uses the term “shoe”.
Paige, make sure to keep those bad boys in the dog house.
by Jabron Lames July 27, 2022
mugGet the Dog House mug.

Ninja House

(Verb: Ninja Housing)
To build a house in the woods completely silently, so quitely that even if you were on a discord vc people wouldn't hear you. Any house built in this manner is a ninja house
My friend likes to go ninja housing, they're nearly done with their latest project. Wow, tell me when I can see the finished ninja house
by Muscle Tissue Enjoyer August 2, 2022
mugGet the Ninja House mug.

Apartment-house

Single family 3, 4, & 5 bedroom homes for rent in a community set up like apartments. There is a leasing office for the tenants plus on site immenities such as playground equipment, swimming pool, exercise room, and pet park, etc.
I recently moved into what I call an apartment-house and I never have to cut grass again!
by Squeakyvoiceovers September 17, 2022
mugGet the Apartment-house mug.

Hype House

A group of hottie Mc shawtys. A group of goofy ah girls talking all day and night. We stay up all day texting and sending selfies and talking abt our days. Our gc is very sussy goofy and funny. But most of all we love each other is much and would do anything for each other. 🧃🖤Hype House🤍🧃
Have you heard of the hype house?
Guy: yes they are so crazy
by Santa mommy mushroom September 17, 2022
mugGet the Hype House mug.

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*
I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.
by Euroccu September 24, 2022
mugGet the Guava house mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email