sad fuck

1. An adjective used to describe someone who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.

e.g. ‘You are one sad fuck.’

by Electric47 July 28, 2012

Mine-Fuck

Playing Minecraft and thinking you have an item in your inventory, but when checking a second time, noticing it isn't really there. Or, seeing something in-game, and taking a double-take only to realize what you saw was never there. Similiar to Mind Fuck.

Player:Holy Shit! Was that diamond ore just now?!...
*Looks back*
Player:Damn...I just got Mine-Fucked...

by StephenArsumMan December 6, 2012

Chaud As Fuck

Hot as unforgiving hell, breda.

BFF 1: Omf gurl look at us hot chicks, the boys are gonna be all over dis ass.

BFF 2: Chaud as fuck baby.

by loveyoassbaby December 10, 2009

speaker fucking

Verb phrase;

Standing right in front of the speakers, whether dancing or not. While it may feel really fucking good for the speaker fucker, this usually diminishes the sound quality for everyone else listening to the music and is generally frowned upon by those who do not speaker fuck. Side-effects of speaker fucking generally include eventual deafness, desensitization to vibration, and feeling really fucking good while you're doing it.

I was speaker fucking for the last ten tracks and my bones are still quakin' from the bass shakin'

by Professor Phlex April 6, 2010

shit that fuck

When you mean to say "fuck that shit" but you end up saying "shit that fuck"

When you are really mad.

When you dont care.

"shit that fuck!"

"he punched me, shit that fuck!"

"he won 1st, shit that fuck"

by Santamaria- dre October 18, 2008

Fuck Blanket

A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.

Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!

When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.

by LiquidHat March 27, 2010

Fuck Wagon

A term of disrespect, usually similar in meaning to either whore, fink or backstabber.

But usually just used at careless abandon, like douchebag or faggot.

Michael! You, sir, are a fuck wagon!

by Wayne Mackin July 6, 2007