really fucking massive shit 

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

really fucking massive shit by shabba-ranks November 28, 2013

Absolute Fucking Chad 

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

Absolute Fucking Chad by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

you’re a stupid fucking moron 

Raul

Raul, You’re a stupid fucking moron

you’re a stupid fucking moron by PappiGrandecock February 8, 2018

Get Nate fucking pattied 

Getting Nate pattied is when a anti social person try’s to get fucked and when he finds his prey he gets recorded by a douchebag and the prey try’s to run out last minutes OOPS YA GOT NATE PATTIED

Guy with the phone:When she went to the bathroom she don Get Nate fucking pattied
The victim:nigga

Get Nate fucking pattied by CJCoolBoyZ April 18, 2019

Mind your fucking business 

Basically stfu marlon you was love island and you got kicked off because you kicked Molly's pussy.

Marlon aka Sharif you to mind your fucking business because you got kick off love island.

Mind your fucking business by Dark_chocolate_boii June 20, 2019

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore 

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane 

A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane by teepee997 November 10, 2010