Do me toilet

Irish slang for using the restroom.

child: "Mum, I needs to do me toilet"
mother: "Fooken shut up or i'll rip out yer bleedin' kidneys!"

by johnny trailerpark August 20, 2008

The Midwestern I Do

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.

"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

by NoMyCupOfRegret September 7, 2019

do not call list

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

by BB February 18, 2004

doing twenty sounds

Getting 10 kinds, getting freaky naughty with someone or something.

Getting crunk and/or hyphy.

Jamal waz doing twenty sounds in da backseat of da cadillac wit a printer.

by Josefina Guadelupe December 9, 2008

Imma do me

When someone wants a excuse to go be a thot.

Him- imma do me (before he goes cheat)
Her- it is what it is

by Adriadhsh April 10, 2020

Do you Moist?

Moisting your Moist

I was like Do you MOIST? Yeah bro!

by BackWoodsPrincess February 28, 2014

you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.

Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

by Howlin' Pelle Almquist January 5, 2009