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Taco Bell

A toilet's worst nightmare.
Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit
by human1010101 November 22, 2018
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Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
by KickstandLover October 15, 2018
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Spicy Taco

When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream
My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry
by Smalls Biggie October 26, 2018
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Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.
Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.
by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018
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Taco Syndrome

When you are alone in a room with a Taco, and you are afraid Taco will hurt you.
Don't be ridicules, there is no Taco in the room. Are you having a Taco Syndrome?
by King-Gen November 2, 2018
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glossy taco

glossy nail top coat used by Cristine, simplynailogical on Youtube and all holosexuals 💿🌈💿🌈💿🌈💿🌈
Let's finish off this holo nail look with a nice thick glossy taco! 🌮
by holosexuals-unite April 18, 2018
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Glossy Taco

A glossy taco means a glossy top coat of nail polish. The saying was created by Simplynailogical
" Now that the holo glitter is on my nail lets put on a glossy taco!!"
by Holosexual_Emma schley April 18, 2018
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