douche tart

a dumb ass mother fucker that sucks big cock

my husband is such a douche tart

by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025

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Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by anonymous September 19, 2022

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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

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dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

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