Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

Zombie on your lawn

A great song from the era of mobile games that were good and took effort

Sunflower

1, 2, 3, Woo!

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
NOOOOOOO!!

I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies

I used to play football (football)
Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)
I have a screen-door shield (screen door sheild)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle (tricicle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna eat your brains (no no no no)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

by Blob the Gamer January 4, 2021

Your next clue

You’re almost at the end so pick up the pace
You definitely don’t want to be in last place.

The next clue is hiding on a tv

In the room with a quote about mazes that are easy.

Wow Benny. I wonder where I can find your next clue.

by Boonmeister April 14, 2021

Your not that guy pal

Your not that guy but spicier with pal added to the end to it

Him: bro I’m going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude

by fallboygo June 5, 2023

What are your pronouns?

An implicit way of saying, "I will never challenge authority because I am incapable of non-state-managed thought. I believe everything the mainstream narrative tells me no matter how ridiculous, illogical, or false, including that there are a million genders out there for you to choose." People will usually cringe when they're asked this question and will think of ways to end the conversation ASAP and never talk to this deranged espouser of propaganda ever again.

Woke NPC: What are your pronouns?

Someone who's smart: Are you retarded?

by bruh 🙂 June 13, 2023

your gay aunt

"your gay Aunt" describes a Person who is not too fussy about doing things properly. This Person might just not be too botherd about someting or is just too lazy to put in too much Effort.

Your gay Aunt would not bother to use Fresh Herbs when cooking, the Dried stuff is just fine.

It needs to be mixed right in the first place, your gay aunt or your Thanos hat wearing cousin is never going to bother to do this.

by Woords March 21, 2023