urban dictionary smartass

a person like me in this very particular case. In other words a person who makes up words and adds on the Urban Dictionary for no particular reason, and by doing so creates confusion among fake and true meanings of a word or a phrase.

Urban Dictionary Smartasses have filled this dictionary with a vast amount of unreasonable definitions.

urban dictionary smartass by giorgiam June 14, 2011

urban dictionary infused

When you go on urban dictionary so much that you decide to use the newly found definitions on everyone else...
The severity can often be pretty large due to the very random things in which go on.

Person when he/she is urban dictionary infused: "Well I have been mindlessly searching for hilarious words for ages. I might use one on my friend and call him a cockjugglingthundercunt."

urban dictionary infused by randomguy02 August 31, 2013

Urban dictionary king 

Someone that heavily uses urban dictionary to look up the meaning of a word.

Molly called Daniel a "douche". Daniel would then go and look the meaning "douche" on urban dictionary. Daniel is therefore an urban dictionary king.

Urban dictionary king by DVL123 May 5, 2014

urban dictionary t-shirt 

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."

Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)

urban dictionary t-shirt by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016

Urban Dictionary Roast 

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

Urban Dictionary Roast by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

Urban Dictionary Publishers 

Douchebags that reject every definition I write but will probably publish this one because they're dumb fags and publish gay definitions.

"The urban dictionary publishers rejected my definition again."

Urban Dictionary Publishers by richyoungprodigy July 30, 2017

Urban Dictionary Volunteers

A group of people with a bland sense of humor. They enjoy crushing others' dreams by rejecting works of art.

"Hey, what's wrong man ?"
"It's those damn Urban Dictionary Volunteers."
"Oh, not again."

Urban Dictionary Volunteers by NickyThiccy December 7, 2017