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Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011
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family ties effect

Everyone instantly get hyped after hearing the melodic trumpets on the song Family Ties by Baby Keem and Kendrick Lamar.
Everyone at the party started jumping up and down when Family Ties started to play this is called the Family Ties Effect
by LeeeTre16 September 26, 2023
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Phil danze effect

This is within the aspect of dragging everyone around you down as far as possible because you are a lazy sack of shit who can’t do anything correctly outside of your own arrogant perspective. In order to perfect this you must weighy a gross amount of weight and attempt to run a farm where you have no idea what you are doing even with animals you have owned for many years. Not only this but pass most of the work onto your kids who had no intention to share the money hole amount of work with you. Nobody will like you even your own family because you are a nuisance with your mouth and body in every way. The only thing you will be useful for is shoving shit down your throat and yelling.
Friend: Yo bro are you going to the party?
Me: Nah I heard Phil danze effect will be there
Friend: EWWWW I WONT BE GOING NOW!
by Legoman26 August 31, 2023
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The Guitar Hero Effect

The after effect of playing Guitar Hero for so long that everything looks like they're moving up.
Bob: I played Guitar Hero so much that everything moved up.
Josh: Dude you got the Guitar Hero Effect.
by Timatronica October 25, 2009
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Steve Lacy Effect

The Steve Lacy Effect is a phenomenon festering on TikTok that leaves trending music with little substance in the long run.
No one singing bro's song on stace, he suffering from the Steve Lacy Effect
by TheManWhoTouchedYourGrandma April 30, 2023
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The Couch effect

falling in love: as you become closer and have more feelings for them, you sit closer and closer to them on the couch/chesterfeild.
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch
jim and jill meet: they sit on opposite ends of the couch at a party

jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)

jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)
by cyanide hearts December 16, 2008
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Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.
I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!
by anonymous January 1, 2005
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