poop fire

the perfect 2020 definition

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire

by imbabyflow October 2, 2020

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.

I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by ACBomb April 12, 2022

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.

My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…

by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022

Fire in the ho

When you finger her with a lit match

FIRE IN THE HO *gets arrested for sexual assault*

by Delmo1801 June 17, 2024

pussy fire

When you had so much sex your pussy feels on fire.

Alexa:I have pussy fire.
Max:What's pussy fire?
Alexa:When you like had a lot of sex and your pussy starts burning.
Max:You sound like peaches.
Alexa:Itchin and burnin, itchin and burning
Max:Weird fuck

by OMG DO NOT DO TRY ME May 15, 2020

fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck

Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK”
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck”

Dad: oh 😯

by Fantastic Shortstop August 20, 2021