the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017
Get the Max's Lawmug. Noun.
Bush’s law, named after former U.S. president George W. Bush, describes a moment in which a competitive game has reached the specific score of 9 to 11.
A derivative of Zonic’s law from counter strike
Bush’s law, named after former U.S. president George W. Bush, describes a moment in which a competitive game has reached the specific score of 9 to 11.
A derivative of Zonic’s law from counter strike
by Dr Socks January 8, 2024
Get the Bush’s Lawmug. stepaunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepaunt-in-lawmug. Hym "And that's why murder! They need to be allowed by the government to steal your shit or the entire thing breaks down. If they can't do the canablization of christ ritual they can't maintain their position in society.
Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"
Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."
Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"
Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the IP Lawmug. Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.
Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
by The One True Savior June 4, 2019
Get the Law of Rhymemug. If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.
Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of footlong-subsmug. Spouse's great-grandaunt's husband.
My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-granduncle-in-lawmug.