next life wife

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

by RT4L June 28, 2020

Low Life Trash

Emily Alvares and Jaylyn Murphy.

look at the low life trash over there. looks like Emily and Jaylyn.

by Dr. Zeuss July 18, 2020

Living the best life

A sarcastic term used by awesome sauce individuals who are stating that they fucking hate they way their lives have turned out.

I was on cloud 9 and now I'm living the best life. #yolo #monica

by Mymeg August 6, 2020

vincents sex life

non existent may soon exist

Vincents sex life is non existent

by Nibbabooty September 7, 2020

get-a-life syndrome

when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into a keyboard.

Bob: I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the keyboard!
Jeff: You have get-a-life syndrome

by blourb September 4, 2017

my life in a nutshell

A brief resume of your life.

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude

by David Santos March 18, 2017

Nut Back to Life

When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.

I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...

by Mjkisloski June 17, 2017