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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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Rule 321

If a song exists this rule states there also exists a dubstep remix of it
Eric: Hey joe! Did you hear rule britannia?
Joe: Yeah! Did you hear the dubstep version of it? #rule 321
by familyfriendly.xyz November 17, 2022
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Wayman’s Rule

Wayman’s Rule, is the expectation a narcissistic parent should keep that if they severely emotionally abuse a child, or deny their child or teenager personal agency, that parent can expect to one day receive the beating of their lives, resulting in the permanent loss of control of at least one of their limbs.

The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.

For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.

Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.

Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.

Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
I know of a adult who was emotionally destroyed by his mother, who crafted an image of love and care to outsiders. After realizing this in his 30s, after a long series of uphill battles due to the pain she created in his childhood and adolescence, he imposed Wayman’s Rule on her.
by BreakAndNotKill November 24, 2022
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Nude Rule

This rule applies when you send your homie a nude and then he must send a nude back so it isn’t gay
“I sent you a nude brad”
“Ok John I’ll Send one back due to the Nude rule”
by Eggsarefromcows December 1, 2022
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The LGA rule

A rule created by a footy supporter known only as Boggs who claims that the team you support should be determined by where you pay your council rates. This you can switch team support whenever you like based on this rule.
He’s just using the LGA rule as an excuse to switch teams. What a joke!
by Aiden Summerford September 16, 2022
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Pederasty Rule

Ucity Philly housing and schools. A way of control of men and war tactics in sex,social media, departments, Hollywood, religion, society, market, Co intelligences, corporate injustice in housing, landlords, teachers, business, bosses,jobs,media,Hollywood stars doing business, war ,etc
Skip that neighborhood under pederasty rule.

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by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
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Rule 34

"If it exists, there's 18+ material of it. No exceptions."

And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
There's this website named "rule 34". Don't go there. It's filled with extremely weird fetish material. Yep. Every weird fetish you can think of, ranging from foot fetishes to rape to vore to C̶̜̃̀L̵̳̀̐U ̮̑B̶͙̹͛͆ ͔͝Ṕ̴̻̝E ̭̇N ͐ͅG ̱͛Ǘ̶̜͂I̵͍͊N̵͎̦͌, Rule 34 has it all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
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