Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

by Überschwanz May 3, 2006

Rule 43

Rule #43 of No Nut November (3N) states that nutting is permitted as long as it on another individual. This is especially true if done to show dominance.

Person 1 - “Kyle said you nutted on him, bro, you failed No Nut November.”
Person 2 - “No, bro, not according to Rule 43.”

by Can I get a McPick 2 November 5, 2018

ja rule

a new york rapper wich is really hot so shut the fuck up you haters ... he's done some really good songs ..he cant help it with his voice so back off

ja rule-im from new york ft jadakiss and fat joe

by jagdish November 11, 2006

Rule 69

I am god, always will be, obey me or banned

Noob- Why was I banned

Me probably- not following rule 69

by Callanguggs March 23, 2021

Rule 39

Applies to the internet: If no proof is shown, the tits are fake

guy: i aint going into private chat intil you show proof your a woman, Rule 39 and all
Webcam lady:....
guy: i'm still not convinced....

by sethkasketch December 26, 2008

rule 101

If your are ugly you do not exist.

"Dude" -Im an ugly stupid emo faggot!
"Other dude" - No need to worry, by rule 101 you do not exist

by John F. Ucking Smith June 10, 2008

5 second rule

The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.

*drops an ice lolly*
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
*picks it up, brushes it off, sticks in mouth*

by Nadia July 9, 2004