when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the five second rulemug. by Unknown384857737572838 January 26, 2025
Get the The Evelin Rulemug. The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her
by B0bb0 October 23, 2017
Get the 60 second rulemug. This rule states that any person under the same nickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.
Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.
by LocoCZ February 21, 2023
Get the BowieD rule 34mug. Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation and the language shifts to Latvian.
"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."
by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025
Get the The 2 Latvian Rulemug. Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
Get the Rules for thee but not for memug. The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!
by That bitch tree May 14, 2018
Get the The Rule of Bitch Equalitymug.