Michael Lee

a Cal Poly LDT member whose power is rivaled only by Shaggy, Matt from Wii Sports, & Jesus Christ.

person 1: Damn, it's raining hella today...
Michael Lee: No worries. I just used my powers to stop the rain.

Michael Lee by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

Michael McMillan 

The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.

Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.

Michael McMillan by Michael Slime ❤️🤘🏻 March 20, 2023

Michael Energy

Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.

If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.

Michael Energy by KenjBae March 23, 2023

Michael Porter Mason 

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason

This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh

Michael Porter Mason by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023

Michael 

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

Michael by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

Michael 

Is getting fucked

theres michael!

Michael by mikekk March 29, 2023

Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.

You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!

Michael aderman by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023