by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024
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Get the May 31st mug.lily-may is a kind caring person, she is a person that will call all night and call all-day.
she will be your best friend and will listen to you no matter what
if you annoy her she will slap you and be done with it
she also be very fit
she will be your best friend and will listen to you no matter what
if you annoy her she will slap you and be done with it
she also be very fit
by jerseytbw October 14, 2020
Get the Lily-may mug.May 19th is the day that you HAVE to kiss your girlfriend because your 6 month anniversary was yesterday and so meet her in the cafeteria bathroom tmrw morning (only if you want)
"oh its may 19th, i have to kiss my gf"
"okay shes in the bathroom"
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"okay shes in the bathroom"
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by bow.for.all.penises May 18, 2021
Get the May 19th mug.A beautiful girl, who stays strong when things get tuff, with confidence and pride. Harli-mai may be down sometimes but that will not stop her. She has a larger group of friends that care and love for her.
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by Hghtbf December 29, 2016
Get the harli-mai mug.He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
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You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
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