Jesuśing

Sucking dick

You on sum jesuśing shi

by I'm slanging January 25, 2024

Jesus Stepper

Follower of Christ

Father Maurice from Sister Act was the OG Jesus Stepper

by 313.Lynn January 28, 2024

jesus lover

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.

person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover

by l_istall January 30, 2024

Jesus

The SUN/SON LIGHT and SAVIOR of our world!

Nobody: Maaan it’s gloomy and rainy asf outside we need Jesus!

by Bocajnomis January 30, 2024

Jebsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person named “Jeb.”

“Owen is Jebsexual”

by Pikafishy February 2, 2024

Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

jebsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person named “Jeb.”

Owen is jebsexual.

by Pikafishy February 4, 2024