Turkey Ass

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.

by concerned quaker October 19, 2009

ass weed

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green

example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.

by N53Nick May 13, 2009

tight ass

combination of tight taken from uptight and ass taken from asshole. A tight ass is someone who could be uptight in a negative way.

That cop gave me a bullshit ticket. What a tight ass.

by Drew Gray December 28, 2005

ass milk

n.) The product of successful butt sex, usually tied to homosexual intercourse.

"I'm hot, lets go make ass milk."

*Also viewed on the liscence plate at the gay DMV on the recap. episode of Chapelle's Show.

by Antonio April 20, 2004

ass pounding

1)to have anal sex with a girl

man crystal sure likes to get ass pounded

by Bigjonstud November 28, 2004

ass wagon

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon

Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.

by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

Ass Nigger

1. n. Like "butt buddy," but in this case only the butt buddy or butt buddies themselves are allowed to say it.

2. n. An alternative for "fag," which is not confused with European cigarettes or sticks.

3. idiomatic. "Just slap me, ok?"

Marcus: Raymond and I are "ass niggers."
Steve: What's an "ass nigger?"
Marcus: I can't believe you said that shit to me! Get the fuck out of my house!

by truthtellerz November 2, 2010