chill-fucked

When you are so fucked up that you can just sit by a fire for ten hours and not give a shit. The best feeling in the world.

normally the result of being stone drunk, baked as hell, or rollin your nuts off.

jons been staring at the fire for two and a half hours...

"jon you alright?"

"yea man, im just chill-fucked outta my mind."

by Tyler? December 15, 2008

Fuck Punishment

The arival of a life long fleshy commitment nine months after sex.

Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine months later he was devasted by the delivery of some serious fuck punishment.

by anjrooveg January 24, 2009

butt fucked

The art of using your rifle butt to literally fuck someone up in a war zone scenario....

American Troop: *gun goes click*
Wehrmacht Troop: *gun goes click*
American Troop: It's time to get butt fucked you Kraut Bastard!

*American Troop proceeds to smash Opponents skull in repetitivly with his rifle butt*

by SovietSpaghetti August 28, 2016

Mine-Fuck

Playing Minecraft and thinking you have an item in your inventory, but when checking a second time, noticing it isn't really there. Or, seeing something in-game, and taking a double-take only to realize what you saw was never there. Similiar to Mind Fuck.

Player:Holy Shit! Was that diamond ore just now?!...
*Looks back*
Player:Damn...I just got Mine-Fucked...

by StephenArsumMan December 6, 2012

sad fuck

1. An adjective used to describe someone who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.

e.g. ‘You are one sad fuck.’

by Electric47 July 28, 2012

fuck ohio

fuck ohio

man 1: fuck ohio
man 2: yes

by Item maker August 27, 2022

Fuck Blanket

A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.

Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!

When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.

by LiquidHat March 27, 2010