fuck me lines 

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

fuck me lines by coip20 June 7, 2011

Fuck you and your horse 

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.

You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.

Fuck you and your horse by off.a.plane June 2, 2010

fuck buddy

A fuck buddy is when two people just want sex, no strings attatched. Usually people do this because they aren't getting sex elsewhere therefore feel the need to have a 'fuck buddy'. With the two people being fuck buddies they can sleep with or have sexual encounters/intercourse with a different person without being in a relationship.

Deirdrie: Margeret, whats going on between you and Boris?
Margeret: Oh, he's just my fuck buddy.

fuck buddy by ellie x December 26, 2005

fuck buddy

The excellent arrangement of a good friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if you so want) who you can fuck hard and long as long as you both shall want, but without the strings attached so you can go and happily hang out together as friends and have a laugh together (or not see one another for another 4 weeks) rather than go through all the pointless crap of forking out your hard-earned cash for valentine's day or bitching about each other's annoying habits in public or being dragged away from your friends to spend quality time with one another (or do the washing up) or the "I wuv you - I wuv you too!" bullshit.

CHARLIE: Who's the fine piece of ass you had around last night?
JOHNNY: That's Sylvia. We're just good friends.
CHARLIE: But your banging away woke me up last night!
JOHNNY: Yeah, sorry about that bro, she's my fuck buddy.

fuck buddy by Osamasbitch January 5, 2009

fuck up

A complete elmore or screw up.

You, sir, are a complete and utter fuck up. Good day!

fuck up by James Bullwinkle October 9, 2007

Fuck Bitches Get Money 

A life motto for all.

"Hey man, I'm feeling down."
"Fuck Bitches Get Money, dude."
"You are right! Let's go!"

Fuck Bitches Get Money by ssattyOU September 26, 2011

fuck chuckles 

A post-coital malady indicated by uncontrollable laughter
where everything in the entire universe is hysterically funny.
The condition is associated with the flood of endorphins in the
bloodstream after an intense sexual orgasm.

The temporary psychosis is not contagious, however,
one noted side effect can occur in the sexual partner (if one is present).

It has been reported, when the victim suffers an extremely extended bout,
this secondary condition in the partner is manifested by
a mute, motionless, intense, staring, trance directed at the fuck chuckle victim.

"Her extrordinary oral talents launched me into a fit of fuck chuckles."

fuck chuckles by Spiffee September 30, 2005