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Car Fortnite 

NFS Unbound

A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...

Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*

OG: ?

Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!

OG: Boy that's car fortnite
Car Fortnite by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022

Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz 

Past tense for split.
I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.

$19 Fortnite card 

The $19 Fortnite card grants the user 2800 v bucks inside of the game Fortnite. This currency can not be used in other forms of payment.
I just picked up the new $19 Fortnite card time to get some new skins!

worst fortnite player 

worst fortnite player by Stubin5 January 21, 2023

probably Fortnite 

a phrase you say for anything you want it’s really funny
someone asks you “how’s the weather” and then you can say “probably Fortnite

suck Fortnite dick

To have an unhealthy obsession with Fortnite and to only play Fortnite

To be a Fortnite kid
Dimitri, you suck Fortnite dick!!
Dieter, you eat Skyrim pussy.
suck Fortnite dick by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023