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John page dumpasaurous

A John page dumpasaurous is when you see an ass you massive it melts your brain the only words you can utter after seeing it is (Fat, voluptuous, massive, huge, juicy, humongous, gigantic, immeasurable, ballistic, collosal, bombastic, jumbo, abysmal and most of all creamworthy.
Holy crap look at that guy he has a John page dumpasaurous!!! My mind feels like it's melting looking at it!
by Acoolguy6937 March 17, 2026
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Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison
I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump
by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
by The blumper May 8, 2025
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A Plump Dump

Man I ate so much that I gotta take a plump dump.
by rbmmblnd November 24, 2025
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Pump and Dump

The Pump and Dump is a main sexual act that usually comes after the foreplay stage. The act consists of the man (Dominant figure) having intercourse with a woman (Submissive figure) until the man is about to orgasm, once that state is reached the man defecates on the stomach of the woman and then cums on top of it, allowing it to drip off of the feces before continuing to have intercourse with the woman until the reaches orgasm.
"Man, last night I gave the best Pump and Dump to my girl."
by scattdm December 4, 2025
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