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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
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drop some duces

Glozell1: When you go to the bathroom and you have to do not one, but you have to drop some duces.
by heeeeyyy14 October 16, 2011
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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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dropping nickels

Making vague comments about someone's dirty secrets or hinting about bad behavior. Similar to drop a dime, but not as obvious, direct or complete.
"Dude, would you stop dropping nickels to my girlfriend about what I was doing last night? You're gonna get me busted for two-timing her!"
by Julietto August 3, 2009
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douchebag drop

trying to get out of a situation by dropping a name who has higher superiority while acting like a douchebag
Fred is trying to douchebag drop the officer out of a ticket by saying he knows the cheif of police.
by Th3M@tr1X January 2, 2018
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Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016
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dirty dutch drop

The act of hanging someone by their feet and then proceeding to sit on their chin and release anal seepage down their face.
"Would you rather get dirty Dutch dropped or have a Cleveland steamer done to you?"
by Kangar17 February 14, 2014
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