cum dust

its when an old person cums for the first time in a few decades and they have dusty cum

my grandpa had cum dust

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Cum Mug

An okay replacement for a Cum sock if the laundry hasn't been done. Although may lead in to some confusion.

P1: Hey sorry i was really thirsty so i drunk your milk.
P2: What milk?
P1: You know, the one on the desk.
P2: Oh my god.
P1: What do you mean?
P2: That was my Cum Mug.
P1: WTF!
P2: This is what happens when you don't do the laundry Steve!

by Skully758 January 20, 2021

Dog cum

Cum dog

Dog cum yum yum yum

by Screaming Children March 12, 2021

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

Cum Sponge

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

by ozgood69 June 15, 2009

cum fumble

The phenomenon that occurs when - right at the moment of climax - your grandma calls. Essentially, any action that ruins an imminent orgasm.

Can also be called the cumble fumble or simply cumble.

Guy - "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum."
Girl - "Fill my sweet poonani with you jizzum, please!"
Guy - "Urm.. I think you just cum fumbled me."

by conbonjovi December 10, 2009

cum guzzler

Man, it's "semen" - "Jimmy's Mom" already freaking spelled it out for you and you still got it wrong... TWICE!

...Idiot.

It's either "Sea Man" or "Semen"... And yes, there is a difference, genius.

by Levity-Slicket July 18, 2008