Cum farm 

When you cum on a rag every day for months and it grows fungi on it like mushrooms for example.

Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!

Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room

Cum farm by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020

Cum Diamonds 

Cum Diamonds is the term for when the cum inside your cumrag or cumsock has crystalised after being there so long.

Guy1: Aw man I put the wrong pair of socks on this monring and got a foot ful of cum diamonds
Guy2: Nice

Cum Diamonds by Shred Flanders August 11, 2020

Cum dumpster 

We’re you blow a load in her and then throw her away because she pregnant and then when she tries to get out smack her in the face with your dick

A bro I just cum dumpstered my girl

Cum dumpster by Nigger_beater69 September 3, 2020

Cum dog

Dog with the cum on his head

Oh look a cum dog! I wonder if it bites.

Cum dog by Sushiwater December 22, 2020

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

cum sock surprise by bocaj January 2, 2021

cum dumpster 

A person that takes a lot of cum in their pussy, mouth, asshole, or bussy so much that the cum accumulates in that person like they’re a cum dumpster. For example, wyatt poage A.K.A. KmanFN1 is a massive cum dumpster.

Koran: Hey Viktor!
Viktor: Hey Koran!
Koran: You busy later?

Viktor: Nah i’m free
Koran: You tryna run a train on that thicc cum dumpster, you know our favorite cum dumpster?
Viktor: Of course! I would love to unleash this massive loads in his...warm...tight....bussy.
Koran: OH YEAH! I’m gonna...commit a felony...
Viktor: Not cool bro.

Viktor: The only one committing a felony is that cum dumpster when he cross the boarder with that amount of cum in his body. The border patrol gonna think he tryna be on demon time and is up to no good. Gonna pull him over and release all that cum from his bussy. All of that cum not save for him or other people. He a felon with that much cum!
Koran: Factss hahahaha. We gonna load him UP!

cum dumpster by BakaSenpaiBeanos January 12, 2021

Cum brain 

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

Cum brain by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021