bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

by geminate June 8, 2024

Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

pegger begger

A person asking to be pegged by his girlfriend. Pegging is when a girl uses a strapon and inserts it inside a man's ass for sexual pleasure. this can be considered as bdsm and is not a homosexual type of intercourse.

Stark: please untie me. i can't take this anymore
Fern: shut up, you wanted this, now you better take it like a man
Stark: i wasn't expecting th- "ARRRGH"
Fern: Shut up pegger begger

by verbatiism June 25, 2024

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026

Nothing Burger

When something happened or exists but lacks substance and interest

That lecture was a whole bunch of nothing burger

by fairyofhelen January 27, 2026