Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

by JerJax October 27, 2008

Hot Box of Crazy

A person who is more than a little unstable. One who is Batshit Insane.

Apparently people don't like working with Betty Buckley because she's a hot box of crazy.

by Chance H August 07, 2008

Boxing Yul Brynner

stimulating your penis with your hand or hands to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Putting his fists up to engage in a round of rubbing one out he notice that his cock kind of looked like Yul Brynner's Bald head from behind as he start to stroke..... Just then I get a call for one of my buddies they ask, "waz up"? and I say, " just sittin' around BOXING YUL BRYNNER".

by Yo-B-Dawg May 14, 2010

plain-out-of-the-box

Used when describing how obviously cool something is. Or used to embolden your point.

That is plain-out-of-the-box amazingly awsome.

You are plain-out-of-the-box rediculous.

by kurtmankurtman February 07, 2009

General Box Smashington

1) A proper noun referring to the fictional character which lives inside each and every one of us men. This persona is responsible for our obnoxious and over the top sex drive. This component of one's personality is found in the tip of the penis, guiding a man's thoughts and actions toward a sweet slice of pussy pie. Men will often ignore the importance of everything but the tiny fuckhole attached to the female they lust.

2) A verb used with much versatility. Its meaning is to dominate anything in any way or form. If a male takes control of a situation and ensures the outcome is his desire. Meanings can be sexual or non-sexual.

1) General Box Smashington is ordering Greg to smash the delicious box of that dirty little sex puppet with dick eyes staring at him from across the room.

2) James went Box Smashington on that calculus exam. He got 96%.

by carsyF February 06, 2010

a1 box shot

A thunderous vaginal kick or punch. One that will incapacitate any roundy ole broad.

That was an A1 box shot you gave that mouthy bitch

by Eatthatpussi455 April 22, 2017

Wet Box in Storage

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.

One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

by roginnebraskaville September 14, 2011