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by tomas t December 22, 2020
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J Vegas

The official nickname of pro golfer Jhonattan
by IhateAfraser February 18, 2025
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/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it
Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j
by #12before12 December 9, 2022
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Lee Big J

Indicating a person with an extremely tiny penis which constantly claims that he has a huge penis instead.
'Yo girl you know I got a huge thing under my pants so would you like to hop in and sort out some shit?'
'Nah, I bet you're an absolute Lee Big J'
by dls031 May 14, 2022
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J-dōne

A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
by James Westen December 26, 2018
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J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.
by Everythingismint September 4, 2023
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J+k

Means there going to be together for a long time. Probably get married in there 20s or have kids or live In a old folks him together live a happy life an it won't be another teen romance movie it will be a kids romance movie
Jaxon: wanna go out?

Kath: sure

Jaxon: will u marry me?

Kath: sure

Jaxon:Let's have kids one day?

Kath: sure = j+k
by Fml.meka January 26, 2022
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