C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
by MamaWe November 1, 2018

by AB4E July 2, 2024

On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022

by hwyaden April 17, 2022

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022

When you shove as many baby chick as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.
I gave Donny boy the old anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
I gave Donny boy the old anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

by Queef Master June 10, 2022
