goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick

“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato

by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.

Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh

by Tragiic March 7, 2025

human hot potato

someone who’s been passed around

me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣

by fakiana grande February 3, 2026

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025