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One Eyed Willy 

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

One/Eight Billion 

You against the world.
It feels like I am One/Eight Billion.
One/Eight Billion by FantumTax June 19, 2024

One thing and another 

used to describe a variety of nonspecific topics, activities, or duties.
What with one thing and another, she hadn't gotten much sleep lately.
Means you are chill, comfortably hanging around.
You are hanging up from a call, and tell you friend, one low, keep chilling
One low by Sister Rock July 15, 2024

one fine day 

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.
one fine day by plato! July 24, 2024

One time 

Canadian slang for "Bye", "Take care", etc. more specifically used in the city of Ottawa. It can be used in various contexts, whether you're leaving a place, ending a conversation, or saying farewell to someone who is departing.

Could be shortened to just, "One".
Also written on text sometimes as, "1t".
1: "I'ma head out, bro, one time, fam"

2: "Alright, one time, holla at me"
One time by backagainstthewall August 10, 2024