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Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.
Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.
by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024
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internal jowls

Redundant posterior pharyngeal tissue (back of the throat) that causes an obese person to talk like a dying frog.
It was difficult to understand his garbled speech due to his ample internal jowls.
by Nmlslc January 21, 2024
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internal jowls

The inflamed pharyngeal tissue (in the back of throat) that causes the very obese person to talk like a dying frog.
It was difficult to understand what he was saying due to his internal jowls creating a speech impairment.
by Nmlslc January 21, 2024
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internetphobic

An electronic device connected to Wi-Fi yet refuses to access Internet services.
My laptop is super internetphobic right now; I just want to play Minecraft!
by a VERY Very cool kid January 24, 2024
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Internet Goblin

A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin
by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024
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Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023
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Internet Pimpery

Oh, really? What's unforgivable about it? What SPECIFICALLY... Is unforgivable about it? Does that apply across the gambit? Like, Onlyfans? Porn Hub? About about Sports illustrated? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? What about Hollywood? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? Where exactly is the line there? He used his fat cock for evil instead of good! He should have just fucked all of the women and THEN made one of them his sister and fucked a baby into her.
Hym "What exactly is unforgivable about internet pimpery? Be specific. And even being an incel is better then being a fucking crybaby therapist charlatan who has a mental breakdown and becomes a literal fascist after a failed suicide attempt."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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