double mcdicklick

its wat u call someone wen ur at mcdonalds and they piss u off or if the person behind the counter pisses u off

wat the fuck u just spilled my drink u double mcdicklick

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

double tap

The act of covering both eyes of a girl with spunk.

Shauniqua wasn't giving a good BJ so I pulled out and double tapped that bitch; she tried to run, but couldn't see.

by Rutard November 4, 2009

double blade

filipino slang for a gay person

"oh youu see dot guy? hee pees me out totally! he's a gay, a double blade!"

by darrenzo February 14, 2003

Double Dutch Socket

Two balls + two eye sockets = double dutch sockets.

That bastard double dutch socketed me and I got a hair in my eye!

by The Double Dutch Socketer September 21, 2009

Double Stuffed Tuxedo

When a black guy and a white guy are double teaming a chick.

Yo Oliver and D'Marcus totally gave the double stuffed tuxedo to that girl last night.

by 6boner9 April 19, 2011

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

double eyed blinky

When a man drops down to dip his balls in a womans mouth otherwise known as a teabag and accidently hits her in both eyes causing her to blink.

"I went to teabag my woman but instead I gave her a double eyed blinky"

by noname G January 21, 2007