dick box

A term to describe a female sexual partner.

"Meet my new dick box..."

by Sionide December 23, 2006

ash dick

The penis of a chain smoker. Frequent smoking spurs the transformation of the penis from a robust, healthy, beautiful aspect of the anatomy to a grey, pock-marked, tiny, and feeble object. The most severe cases of ash dick result in a nearly complete disintegration of the penis during intercourse.

Kelly: Wtf is that grey dust all over your crotch?
Angie: Um...well...I slept at Steve's last night...if you know what I mean
Kelly: Steve? The guy who smokes 10 packs a day?
Angie: I swear he is super dope! He just kinda has an ash dick...

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

Dick rider

Marquis

Your a dick rider

by Nickfires123 October 4, 2018

Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

by TV CAR March 6, 2010

puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

Baby Dick

Somebody that has a penis equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!

Levi a baby dick and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.

by guess who! September 14, 2003

trash dick

(adj.)- A promiscuous male.

This is a man who'll put his dick in any and all types of pussy. He sleeps around excessively with many different females and probably has suffered from at least 1 STD in his life....therefore, making his dick "trash". The cool term for this is playa but to females a trash dick is just a triflin slutty man.

"Girl, that's why I don't date entertainers or athletes--because most of them ain't nothin but trash dick."

She broke up with her man because she found out what a trash dick he is.

by DeVon (a.k.a. Dj Saphyre) August 24, 2004